Do You think what We think? Pick Your Choice(s).

Trump claims Harris is ‘not smart enough’ to hold a press conference, and then proceeds to give a Masters class in how to do run a, lead, sir, have a newspaper, eh … covfefe.

(a) Control the sound system so that annoying question(er)s are hardly heard, and then decide what the question should have been that you are now attempting to answer.
(b) Try to stick with the ‘reporters’ from ‘friendly’ networks. Work through a simple pre-arranged list of names to call on, for example, ‘person, woman, man, BOB’
(c) Mumble, cough, and clear throat frequently. Have loyal sign-interpreter near at hand to say “God blesses you” if you sneeze and “My bad” if you pass wind.
(d) If you can’t answer a question, call the question(er) stupid. Then take a mulligan.
(e) At end of your patience, pull out the neuralyzer and have everybody look at the light.

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